Here's the Joss Stone interview. By the way I found another two smaller articles about the Tudors, both with interesting information. I keep on
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Joss Stone: "When I'm done shooting The Tudors, I'll start my own bakery"
Joss Stone is known mainly as a talented singer all around the world, so being offered a part in The Tudors was shocking for her. Especially when she learned that she was going to play the "ugly German". "My character doesn't like music, but I'll always be more a singer than an actress," says Joss in an exclusive interview for MF DNES, whose reporters had the opportunity to visit the shooting sets of the historical project.
When have you learned that The Tudors wanted you?
I was on the tour. Personally I was very excited, but my manager ruined it for me, he was a bit of a bastard, you know. (laughs) I was really sad, I already saw myself in the beautiful dressess playing an aristocrat. So I called them back and told them that I was willing to play anybody if there was any other chance in the future. And they called me a year later telling me that I was going to play the queen. I jumped with joy, it was a dream come true. But after a week of immense happiness I reminded myself to find out what role they were talking about. And I saw that it's Anne of Cleves, the most ugly woman ever being on the show. And German!
You have something against Germans?
Not at all, I was just scared of speaking with German accent. So, I apologize to all Germans, I did everything I could to master the accent, but I think they laught at me anyway.
How did you cope with not playing the king's favorite?
Let me correct you. Not only Anne wasn't Henry's favorite, he even said she was disgusting and repulsive. But you know historians, they add stuff and exaggerate, so maybe it wasn't that bad. Anyway Jonathan's effort to make me not take it too seriously was touching. He kept telling me: Honey, Anne wasn't ugly, it's just that Henry was crazy. Jonathan is a sweetheart.
I can't not ask now: did you enjoy the love scenes with Jonathan?
Enjoying sex with a syphilitic with a rotting leg? Are you crazy? (laughs) Jonathan's mask was very convincing, there's nothing to envy at all.
I don't think the female fans would believe you. Jonathan is one of the most attractive men in Hollywood.
I know it's hard to believe but I really didn't enjoy it. You know, I find it weird to be in bed with somebody I don't know. Furthermore, as my colleague Annabelle Wallis says: usually you wear no make up in bed, so you don't even look very good. And when the most attractive man in Hollywood closely watches you and you look like a gorgon, it's a terrible feeling.
Will you sing on the show?
Absolutely not. My character doesn't have one musical bone in her body. Anne doesn't know music, doesn't understand it, doesn't like it. I don't understand it, by the way. But I wrote a song about The Tudors. What was it like... (tries to remember words, sings a few tones). Sorry, I can't remember. But Jonathan would play it for you, I think he recorded it. It was a short funny song about Henry and heads being cut off. By the way, do you know Jonathan is a musician? Quite good actually. And he sings really nice. He was in fact singing all the time we were shooting.
Won't you sing a duet with him?
That would be amazing, it's a great idea. It could be such fun! But I don't think he would want to, he's very shy.
Jonathan? He didn't seem shy to me at all.
Sure, he wouldn't tell you. But I say he is shy. Really. Sometimes I'm making fun of him and say, come on, let's jam together. And he just whispers: Please, no.
Was there any chemistry between you two?
At the end of the shooting, yes, surprisingly. But I think everyone has some sort of chemistry with him. He's got it in him.
Is there anyone who could get jealous of Jonathan?
Is that your way of asking me if I have a boyfriend, right?(laughs) You know, a couple of weeks ago I decided not to speak about my private life. No details. Until I get married, I mean. Once I get engaged, I'll definitely let you know. I couldn't handle it when people talked about who I was dating. Young people meet and break up, that's completely natural. But people just don't get it. When I was 18 and I broke up with my then boyfriend, a completely strange woman came to me and cried on my shoulder: "You were my most favorite couple. How could you break up?" Do you understand it? She was a complete stranger!
OK then. Does the creative inspiration come easier when you're in love, or when you miss someone?
That's a difficult question. I constantly miss someone. When I'm in England, I miss my friends from New York. When I'm in New York, I miss my family and my mum. The pain of being lonely definitely helps when I create, because you can concentrate only on yourself and what's going on inside you. But truthfully, I can't say what it's like when you're happy and in love. Not that I never was, I just don't know how to describe the feeling. Love is so difficult to depict in words. How to express your love for someone so that it doesn't feel fake and makes others feel the same way as you do? If you could help me, I'd be very grateful.
Are you more an actress, or a singer?
Singer, certainly. I was just asked to do something different for a while, that's all. There's nothing more to my "acting". I can't imagine my life without singing, it's just part of it. You sing when you're happy. When you're sad, you let it out through singing.
What's more difficult, acting or singing?
Definitely acting. When you act, you have to convince so many people of being someone else, and I can't do it. Actually I find it a bit crazy. And also, singing is faster. It's over before you even notice saying something, you just open your mouth and that's it. Acting, it's just hours of waiting, rehearsals and nerves. I'm very nervous.
Nervous of what? You must be used to singing in front of people...
I'm nervous that can't do it. Sure, I know that I should. I can do it. But still there's this voice inside of me saying: what if I mess up? Yes, there's the editor to cut the mistakes, but I know it from recording - when I have to re-sing something, it'll never sound the same way as the first time. And I hate it, I usually only do two or three takes.
What direction are you heading now, Joss? You tried so many things so young. What will you do when you're 50?
I'd love to open my own bakery and have a puppy dog farm. My friend does have one and it's an amazing job.
Bakery?
Sure, I love to bake. Not that I know how, but that doesn't matter, it's fun.
So you'll bake cakes and sing?
Yeah, that's a nice image. And don't forget the puppy dogs running around.
Aren't you scared of being overwhelmed by fame?
You're right, young people get that easily. But it depends on your values. Working in showbusiness has three sites: business site, aristic site and the "celebrity" site. When you concentrate on the wrong site too much, that's a problem. I sing because I want people to feel good. I don't have any other motive. If my thirst after fame came as more important than this, it'll be bad. This thirst removes you from your initial goal, influences your music and your lyrics, your writing is bad and you become a sad, hating and dissatisfied person. Luckily I'm not like this.
What are you like, then?
I live the real life. But that's because I want to, that's what my parents taught me. I could be a bossy star, but why? I'm happy the way I am. On the countryside where it's calm and quiet.
Do you really feel so comfortable on the countryside? At your age?
It's beautiful there, I love it. If you only could see it! It smells so wonderful, people are so beautiful there. I can write when I want to, because in a beautiful place full of kind people it comes so easily. When I want to go out, I don't have to think about make up, I just go and it's so cool.
Sounds like a perfect place.
It is! (laughs) I almost forgot, I have two dogs and five cats. Really. It's a funny story how I got those cat, do you want to hear it?
Of course.
I had this dream - well, it wasn't really a dream, more like a feeling - that a girl I knew was pregnant. I just finished The Tudors, and I called my friend in the States: Are you pregnant? And she panicked, like: Wait, I have to go check it. She wasn't pregnant. Then I called my sister: Are you pregnant? She said she wasn't and that I should stop acting silly. I called every girl I knew and none of them was pregnant. And then I arrived at my mum's who has a cat, opened the closet and there were two kittens. Unbelievable. And I found one kitten by the road on my way home. I already had four cats by that time, I knew having another one would be crazy. I took the kitten intending to give it to someone. But of course, she stayed with me.
Didn't you say you wanted to have puppy dogs?
I have dogs, too. Initially I had seven of them, but they got missing and I've got only two left. One of my dogs went for a walk by the river and never came back. Someone ate other one of my dogs, what a horror. About the rest, I can't really remember. Yeah, and I have three fish.
I'm imagining you at home: baking cakes, singing, with lots of animals around.
That's exactly what it looks like. When I come home, I cook, play with my pets and write.
What about another tour?
I just finished my european tour. But my new album is about to be released, so there'll be another tour. Only in America at first, but I'll come back to Europe. I love playing live. Do you know I started learning to play guitar?
What brought you to that?
The tour. There's so much organisation stuff that bothers me. I'd love to get into my car, all alone, take my guitar and go on the tour myself. Completely independently. So that's why I'm learning.
How does it go?
Not very well. I'm completely lost when I have to learn something that's according to rules or a system. I have a very good teacher, fortunately, our guitar player. He's tremendously patient. And mainly, I'm patient with myself because I know what's waiting for me in the end: my freedom.
So next year you'll go on the tour alone?
Sure. But wait, my mother will probably join me.










