By all accounts he's normally too pissed to take his make up off any way (mmm, sounds uncomfortably familiar). But I have to say that Placebo are quite superb. That voice of his must be one of the sexiest in existence. Well, it makes me feel horny any way. Pity he's only two foot three.

Oh yeah, and Justine, I saw Suede at V99 in August and Neil did look very sexy. Very girly, but very sexy. We obviously have the same tastes. Do people think you're odd liking lady boys? My mates reckon it's about time I started lusting after real men. Can't be doing with it personally. All that body hair, gets stuck in your teeth...