Yes, seems you have met my pal Kaitlyn. No, she didn't get the name John Henry from Johnny's character Henry; she doesn't know anything about Johnny. She got it from a band that we saw at the Matt Caplan gig. We got a lot of inside jokes from the gig. Here's the 411:

We went down to the city and before Matt took the stage, an opening band came on. The band must have been high, because it was making up the words of the song as it went along. One of the songs went like this, "John Henry, John Henry, I want to be like you, John Henry. John Henry married an Iraqi woman." Kaitlyn and I were just sitting there, stunned, and laughing our asses off at this pathetic band. Then the band sang a song that went like this, "I went to an island. And there was a pirate. The pirate said, ' I have treasure for you. Refrigerators... made entirely of gold. Full of Pop-Tarts.' " Then the cellist of the band yelled, "Dude, you don't put Pop-Tarts in the refrigerator, you put them in the cupboard!". Then the band was just singing the word "spatula" over and over again.

All in all, it was a very interesting night, but it was a shitload of fun!