OOOOHHHHHHHH!!!

My dumb computer rebooted right in the middle of reading this. TORTURE, I tell you! Argh! Now I read to the end and I gotta say, Silk, you are just fab-u-lous at those last lines! Amazing. I also LMAO at this:

>>>"Would that be your mum, you little wanker?"

"No, actually it was *yours*. I was going to let her sleep late this morning, but she woke up when I kicked her arse out of bed.">>>

That is PRICELESS! :lol :lol :lol

Oh, I love this. I'm all for you posting the lot under one post, because I'm lazy and I'd love to read them in order! ;)

I swear, we fanfic people could write one heckuva movie! ;)


"This is all I can do. It's either act or pump gas."