"As usual Silk, you have me wishing you'd do a Velvey REMAKE!"

Here, here, Ebs! Silk, it's criminal that YOU didn't write VG. If only Haynes could see what you've done for his movie!

I know about those Brian-haters at Ewanspotting! As I've told Silk before, I was never Brian's biggest fan myself (at least, of his personality!) but these stories have changed my mind about him completely. All Brian-haters should read them.
Please sit down. Shocks are so much better absorbed with the knees bent. Christopher Lee, 'The Wicker Man'Finding a key...