And finally, Jack demonstrates once more how politically incorrect he can be when he puts his mind to it. So please don't stone me if you're a Doors fan. (You'll see what I mean when you read it.) My thanks to Mali for major hand-holding and inspiring Jack to be even more naughty than usual.

I'm nothing if not anti-PC. ;-) S'why Jack and I get along so well. LOL

Damn, but Curt and Brian cuddle so well together. *siiigh* I dunno who to be more jealous of, really... LOL

"Can I play with you now?"

"But darling, I thought you were," Jack replied drolly.


*snerk* Jack is such a naughty boy. Oh, God.. I just flashed myself back to Fight Club. Somebody stop me now... LOL

"I am Jack's raging libido..."

" Jack Morrison?"

"Yes. But Morrison is a name you could never get famous with...so you can see why I changed it."


Bwahahahahaha.... *and other assorted evil cackles*

"My pleasure. Now get the hell out of bed."

"Slave driver."


Drive me, drive me! "I am Jack's twisted sense of humor..."

"You're going to ruin a perfectly good pair of leathers, um, Tommy."

"Then I'll just have to take them off."

"Oh, my God."


Amen.

Suddenly the door opened. There stood Jack, resplendent in a bright red sequined gown. "I'm doing my damnedest to bring back glitter. What do you think?"

"It's dead, Jack."


Damnit, Curt, I'm a performer, not a fashion designer. *eg*

- Mali

'Just fear me. Love me. Do as I say, and I will be your slave...'
- David Bowie