Magik and ZeKintha, That's good stuff! Now you've got me started:

Steerpike to Fuchsia: "Oh Lady Fucshia, your eyebrows are like two furry caterpillars
that writhe in the garden of my heart."

Steerpike to Big Mama Groan: "Let me scale your vast, fleshy peaks."

Titus Jr. to The Wild Girl: "Is that Vegemite all over your face, or are you just happy to see me?"

Titus Jr. to The Wild Girl after the kiss: "YUM! Who knew Vegemite could taste so good?"

XOXO, Quinn