These just came to me...

Nanny Slagg to Keda: "I'd breastfeed the little Lordship myself --
If I could find my breasts."

Steerpike to Cora and Clarice: " He-looo sweet ladies. Can I interest you in a three-way?"

Irma Prunesquallor: "Could you perhaps extend that three-way to four?"

Titus Jr. after kissing Vegemite Girl: "Tastes like chicken."

You've started a brilliant thread Magik!

XOXO Quinn :-)