Not a bad idea at all, Ebony!

Aaah... A new day... Time for new perversions of Gormenghast:

Master Chalk to Big Mama Groan: "Listen bitch, it's none of your friggin' business where I've been.
I'm a bird. I do as I please.
One more word about it, and I'll crap in your hair. Capiche?"

Ladies Cora and Clarice to Steerpike: "Forget about thrones... We want braces!"

Steerpike upon unsheathing the sword: "Hot Damn! Maybe this time I'll win on 'Iron Chef'!"

Toodles! XOXO Caffeinated Quinn :-)