Here are some more............

Steerpike serenading to Lady Fuchsia: You and me baby aint nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.

At the breakfast, Lord Groan instead of thinking he is an owl, thinks he is Frankenfurta from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
(Standing up on the table)
Lord Groan: Now dont get strung out, by the way I look. Dont judge a book by its cover,er. By the light of the day Im not much of a man, but by night Im one hell of a lover,er.
At this stage we are joined by Barquentine (as Riff Raff), Lady Fuchsia (as Columbia) and Lady Gertrude (as Magenta) as the chorus.
Lord Groan: Im just a sweet transvestite,
Chorus: Sweet transvestite.
Lord Groan: From Transsexual, Transylvaniaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..