:lol *trying not to pee cause I'm laughing so hard, Daph*

I always did wonder about that twisted fish for breakfast. I prefer cheerios but... And just exactly who is Titus' father anyway, hmmmm?

And lastly, I WANNA SPANK STEERPIKE'S MONKEY!!!!!

Here's a few more of mine:

Steerpike to Titus: "I know you don't like me Lordship, but I must confess, I've had a thing for you since you were knee high to a grasshopper" (the things that come of kitchen abuse -eck)

Steerpike (to no one in particular): "Do you have any idea how much time I spend embroidering those creepy owls on the shirts of all my servants?"