*buzzing*
Claris: Are you done with that thing yet?
*buzzing grows louder, faster"
Corra (panting) Almost! I...am...thinking of Mister Steerpike
Claris: *pause, then buzzing goes stereo*
Claris and Cora: "Ooooh Yes, Mister Steerpike! We're unbending to you!"

Lady Groan:
"Master Chalk!
Here!
The Carvers have made you this strap-on..."

Titus to Wild Girl:
Doggie style, eh? *breathing heavy*
Now you must let me do something to you
that I do in the castle all by myself...
It's called "a bath."