Okay well, mine are crap, but what the hell....

Steerpike puts on most innocent face and says " Oh, no.... I'm not insane. I'm creative."

"This sword? Its not real, just for show, really."

To Fuchsia, right after she dissed him at the end, "Have you any idea what a self-rightious, childish little bitch you are?"

"I'm too dirty."

To Mama Groan, "I like crows, they're excellent with a little garlic and rosemary...